I have a few simple rules with people I know, and they all seem to be forgetting them. Example, Don’t call me unless you have something to say. Don’t call my business line unless you have your credit card ready. Don’t pay me surprise visits to my house unless you are prepared to give me head upon crossing the threshold.
Why do any of you insist on phoning me from a cell phone? Gu, ja, f….sssss how is t..h w – that’s usually all I hear when your driving, so I hang up – AND YOU FUCKERS CALL BACK. Go to a pay phone, go home and use a LAN line, or better yet; email me so I don’t have to answer stupid fucking questions like “has the red boil on your ass shrunk yet?”
SMALL TALK is NOT SAYING ANYTHING. Small talk is a way for those uncomfortable in their own skin to appear like they have something to say, or have actually formed an opinion on something.
Stop asking me for rides, DON’T ask me for money and stop telling me how good I look with gray hair. I know how fucking good I look, I don’t recall asking ANY OF YOU.
