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Toronto Mapled Thieves - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 22

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 | No Comments

Toronto Mapled Thieves – Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 22 Leaf Fans are just about the dumbest people on the planet. I have been watching these guys lose for a long time and finally quit on it. Why haven’t any of you seen the light yet? What are you assholes buying their shitty [...]

Refs Love It When You Punch Them - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston. Episode 21

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 | No Comments

Refs Love It When You Punch Them – Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston. Episode 21 I was a hockey and soccer referee, and I have been accosted by MANY people in the stands. Funny how the players all know better, isn’t it?

You Can't Wear That Shirt - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 | Comments Off

You Can’t Wear That Shirt – Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston. // I reality, what the fuck is wrong with all of you out there? None of you can keep you mouths shut when it comes to things that you perceive to outside the norm. Telling me I can’t do something is about the [...]

NFL vs CFL vs Nothing - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Jackaling Off Episode 19 with Kevin Jackal Johnston. NFL, CFL, Euro NFL, who cares? You like what you like, watch what you like, stop talking to me about it…PLEASE.

Shallow Hal is My Pal - Jackal'ing Off Episode 18 with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Jackaling Off Episode 18 with Kevin Jackal Johnston. Being Shallow is ok, go it? You have the right to NOT date somebody because they are too short, too tall, too fat and too thin. Just admit you’re shallow and find the girl or guy u wanna pork…. OK?

Stretch Marks Are Sexy; Morons, Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Stretch Marks Are Sexy; Morons, Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Jackaling Off Episode 17 with Kevin Jackal Johnston. Stretch Marks are not the burden to your life that you say or think they are. Don’t believe the hype ladies, fuck the cream companies.

Pissing On Your Lips Is Sexy - JACKALING OFF EPISODE 15 with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Pissing On Your Lips Is Sexy – JACKALING OFF EPISODE 15 with Kevin Jackal Johnston Hamilton Restaurant called THE HONEST LAWYER had a great urinal, but fucking women’s groups had their way with it….fuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBoGYv6ZBUw

Professionalism is Unprofessional - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 14

Friday, May 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Professionalism is Unprofessional – Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 14 I hate assholes like the ones I am describing in the video. Fak Yuz All.

Do Heroin At Parties, Get Raped - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 13

Friday, May 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Bend Over, fill your veins and get fucked in the ass, bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBx5MxCnQW0

Get A Car You Lazy Mudda Fuckka - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Episode 12

Thursday, May 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Don’t you think it’s time to buy a car you cheap fuck? Hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY24MVQrbMc

Pork Chops in My Garden - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston E11

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 | No Comments

The Portuguese are a funny bunch. Why can`t they leave me alone when it comes to my garden?

Violent Shit Helps You Read, God Damn It - Jackal'ing Off

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 | No Comments

Violent Video Games DO NOT MAKE YOUR CHILDREN VIOLENT! Free Speech is The Key To A Peaceful and Just World, and Kevin Jackal Johnston is here to offer you his speeches FREE. Just go to the website and donate a couple of bucks wouldja? www.testicles.ca jackaling off, jacking off, jackal’ing off, kevin jackal johnston, funny, [...]

Hens in My Backyard? Phuck HEN Hay! - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston E9

Friday, April 16th, 2010 | No Comments

I want hens in my yard, don’t you? Vancouver did the right thing by allowing it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCUVjJ4kR8

Zits Giving Advice to Zits on How To Get Rid of Zits - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston E8

Friday, April 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Freakin’ teenagers don’t know shit about shit. Listen to me rant and rave about it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl7W5-6LQok All the legends about acne are a joke, you stupid kids really need to hear what I have to say.

Pissing on The Plane Costs You Money? RyanAir SUCKS - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Monday, April 12th, 2010 | No Comments

Pissing on the plane for a buck and a half? No fucking way. Ryan Air can suck my big one… but just watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NeWOOiXk-4

Paki's Can Say Honkey but Honkies Can't Say Paki - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Sunday, April 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Here’s one we all need to address, browns telling whites how to behave. Fuck that is what I say. I have certainly had enough of being told what to do by people from 5th world countries and 700 year old mentalities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsM0vQHPp0Y

Tiger Woods Didn't Disappoint Me - Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Saturday, April 10th, 2010 | No Comments

Tiger Woods Didn’t Disappoint Me – by Kevin Jackal Johnston – Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston Free Speech is The Key To A Peaceful and Just World, and Kevin Jackal Johnston is here to offer you his speeches FREE. Just go to the website and donate a couple of bucks wouldja? www.testicles.ca jackaling off, [...]

Enterprise and Daedelus Discuss Captain Kirk's Sexual Perversions by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Saturday, April 10th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Enterprise and Daedelus Discuss Captain Kirk’s Sexual Perversions by Kevin Jackal Johnston. This is a test of the Adobe After Effects PUPPET TOOL, successful test I would say. // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrrAzRfY0KI

Dick Meatlique Investigates Mormons and The Claim of The Moon and Sun

Saturday, April 10th, 2010 | No Comments

Dick Meatlique Investigates Mormons and The Claim of The Moon and Sun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZv7_tCJfs

British Couple in Jail For Kissing in Dubai by Kevin Jackal Johnston - Episode 4

Friday, April 9th, 2010 | No Comments

British Couple in Jail For Kissing in Dubai by Kevin Jackal Johnston – Episode 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Enn_8L94Ro

I Run Shit Over - Fish Game, A Stupid One by Kevin Jackal Johnston - Episode 6

Friday, April 9th, 2010 | No Comments

I Run Shit Over – Fish Game, A Stupid One by Kevin Jackal Johnston – Episode 6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6E7L3_o_I

I Run Shit Over - Red Tea and Liquid Fog Bottles by Kevin Jackal Johnston - Episode 5

Friday, April 9th, 2010 | No Comments

I Run Shit Over – Red Tea and Liquid Fog Bottles by Kevin Jackal Johnston – Episode 5. Yeah, it’s childish, but I love killing shit. I know you do too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNv3JwYq7Fc

Global Warming Kills Lake - The Aral Sea Got Warmed To Death by Kevin Jackal Johnston - Episode 3

Friday, April 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Global Warming Kills Lake – The Aral Sea Got Warmed To Death by Kevin Jackal Johnston – Episode 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXmWA74bXgk

I Run Shit Over - BUCKAROO Gam - Episode 4 by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Thursday, April 8th, 2010 | No Comments

I Run Shit Over – BUCKAROO Gam – Episode 4 by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJVWbAaIwp8

Newborn Baboon is Killed By Daddy in Zoo - Who Cares? Jackal'ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston

Thursday, April 8th, 2010 | No Comments

Newborn Baboon is Killed By Daddy in Zoo – Who Cares? Jackal’ing Off with Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJo4YWyjWws

The Jackal is Sore and Tired

Monday, February 8th, 2010 | No Comments

While filming THONG MAN yesterday, I took 45 slaps in the face. MAN is my jaw sore! Chantel and Lawrance were the greatest ladies I have ever met. Beautiful and funny. French Women are the Greatest!

South Park vs The Pope - In West Park by Kevin Jackal Johnston & Ujaas Shah

Sunday, January 31st, 2010 | No Comments

South Park vs The Pope – In West Park by Kevin Jackal Johnston & Ujaas Shah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTekAcZnBMo

THONG MAN Cheersing A Chick In A Bar

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 | No Comments

THONG MAN Cheersing A Chick In A Bar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3I5O6FZDr4&feature=channel

XMAS, Christmas and Masturbation

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 | No Comments

The part that sucks about being a man is that all it takes is one hot chick walking past you in a public place with a great ass and beautiful camel toe in REALLLLLY tight pants to keep your balls aching to be emptied, forcing you to decide if you should drop your wad ‘o’ [...]

69 Seconds 69 - Schools Need To Give Parents A Break by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Friday, December 18th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds 69 – Schools Need To Give Parents A Break by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLw18UxrJiM //

69 Seconds Episode 68 - Slut? What Slut? by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 68 – Slut? What Slut? by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beXGiK5WEoQ

69 SECONDS 067 – MY TV IS SMALLER THAN YOURS BY KEVIN JACKAL JOHNSTON

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds 067 – My TV Is SMALLER Than Yours by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnQt6biClk //

69 SECONDS 066 SEVERED HANDS CANADA NEEDS

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds 066 Severed Hands Canada Needs //

69 Seconds 064 Restaurants Steal Your Mortgage Payments Idiot

Monday, December 14th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds 064 Restaurants Steal Your Mortgage Payments Idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yFL_gDTJ4

69 Seconds Episode 63 - Fried Women Are Tastier Than Battered Ones by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Sunday, December 13th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 63 – Fried Women Are Tastier Than Battered Ones by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32oXDvaDIZo

69 Seconds Episode 62 - Birds vs Air Compressors by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 62 – Birds vs Air Compressors by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl-ET2WYqfo

69 Seconds Episode 61 - Gas Pump Delays by Kevin Jackal Johnston & Marcus The Lighting Guy

Thursday, December 10th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 61 – Gas Pump Delays by Kevin Jackal Johnston

69 Seconds Episode 60 - In Your Face You 6 Year Old Basterd by Kevin Jackal Johnston

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 60 – In Your Face You 6 Year Old Basterd by Kevin Jackal Johnston

69 Seconds Episode 59 - The Power of Stickers by Kevin Jackal Johnston's Lighting Guy

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 | No Comments

69 Seconds Episode 59 – The Power of Stickers by Kevin Jackal Johnston’s Lighting Guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTml2SLcGU

Jamaican For Honkeys EPISODE 12 Starring Kevin Jackal Johnston & Trixx

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 | No Comments

Jamaican For Honkeys EPISODE 12 Starring Kevin Jackal Johnston & Trixx Episode 12 of Jamaican For Honkeys – The Season Finale. This is our best one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyuMPhSj-SY

 
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